Funny Posts of stupid Teamspeak employees

Who is the most stupid Teamspeak employee?

  • dante696

    Votes: 161 74.2%
  • Chris

    Votes: 9 4.1%
  • Ludwig S.

    Votes: 2 0.9%
  • ScP

    Votes: 5 2.3%
  • Nils

    Votes: 3 1.4%
  • R. Ludwig

    Votes: 23 10.6%
  • Peter

    Votes: 4 1.8%
  • uwe

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • Andreas B

    Votes: 5 2.3%
  • PeterS

    Votes: 3 1.4%
  • David

    Votes: 1 0.5%

  • Total voters
    217

Asphyxia

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I wonder if Dante696 is actually what Andreas goes by on his forum. :D
 

Asphyxia

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I know this thread is more about posts of TeamSpeak staff --- so I do apologize for blending in a bit of intelligence briefing on the TeamSpeak 3 staff list, I am just so curious to know more about the company, to know whom it is we are actually doing free security research/testing for. Apparently the previous CEO/COO was a man by the name of Uwe Kummerow, this is his LinkedIn. I did find something funny he posted.

Initiated and now manage TeamSpeak’s extensive licensing operation, including profitable
I like how with his military background, he calls it some fancy name. Hey guys, did you hear about the extensive licensing operation? Supposedly you can run an emulator and throw a localhost pointer in your hosts file to skip the entire licensing operation.
 

Asphyxia

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Damn, basically I just used an image search to find the font they used in the logo. There was not one that looks exactly the same, but there are many there look very similar --- so much that you would barely notice. :cool:
 

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Here, I demonstrate to you that Dante696 has no idea what RAM actually is or how it works.
http://forum.teamspeak.com/showthread.php/119940-Teamspeak-Memory-Usage

Innocent TeamSpeak User said:
On idle, teamspeak is running at 75mb. Upon reconnection after having lost connection, the memory usage was doubled by 2 with the final result being 146mb.

My friend had a few connection problems and after a while his teamspeak ended up using a total of 1 GB ram.

Dante696 said:
That's no bug.

This is reserved space in your RAM modules.
Your operation system takes it back, whe nit is needed somehwere else.
You do not have any disadvantages while the client reserves space.

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I launched TeamSpeak and it started reserving 1 GB of ram in my memory modules, if I launch a couple more TeamSpeak windows, they get into a war and start fighting each other to release memory whe nit needs more. Also, Windows is an operation system. If you have your RAM usage at 100% don't worry at all, this is fine because it is just reserved and your operation system is smart --- it balances your RAM like a circus clown on crack, heroine and crystal meth --- it knows what it is doing mainly because TeamSpeak chose to use the QT framework, which is a really good decision for security and performance.

According to Dante's logic, if you maxed your RAM usage out you would have no disadvantage in running your system. This is the biggest load of bullshit I have ever encountered on the internet.

With that said, there is good high memory usage and bad high memory usage. It depends on what you are doing. There is absolutely no reason for 1 GB of RAM to be occupied while running TeamSpeak 3 though. This is bad, very bad. I would even call it a bug, in fact others have noticed similar issues with the QT framework.

https://bugs.webkit.org/show_bug.cgi?id=106304
http://www.qtcentre.org/threads/24207-Memory-usage-of-simple-Qt-app
https://bugs.kde.org/show_bug.cgi?id=176974 This bug status should be raised to Critical. Memory leaks sometimes lead to successful exploits.
https://bugs.kde.org/show_bug.cgi?id=344879
http://qtweb.net/KB/mem_usage.html
http://sourceforge.net/p/trqtw/bugs/41/ This one makes me cringe, it is hilarious to see so many developers defend the shitty QT framework by trying to explain the operating system is just suddenly having a buttsex orgy with your memory modules, everything is fine!
https://forum.qt.io/topic/32517/how-to-minimize-qt-program-memory-usage

It is clearly evident that QT is filled with memory leaks, which results in excessive RAM usage and developers don't want to fix a bug they do not really have control over (It sucks to use QT modules that suck), so they pass off the blame to the operating system. The RAM issues are apparent on both Windows and Linux systems.
 
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*It's a bit more complex than that*

Yeah, he's right *Laughing*
 

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Haha :D
 
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