Insult Bot [LUA]

[shockli]

I seriously do not see why this was done before. But anyways, here it is. Easy to modify and add/remove more insults.

Spoiler: Current Insults

• Shut up - you will never be the man your mother is.
• You must have been born on a highway because that is where most accidents happen.
• You are a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
• It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
• Your family tree is a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
• You are so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
• You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
• If you were twice as smart you would still be stupid.
• Do you have to leave so soon I was just about to poison the tea.
• You are so ugly when you popped out the doctor said aww what a treasure and your mom said yeah lets bury it
• I know you are but what am I
• If I wanted to kill myself
• I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level.
• You sir are an oxygen thief
• You are about as useful as a knitted condom.
• I am jealous of people that don’t know you
• I admire you because I Have never had the courage to tell someone I hate them.
• Your mothers armpits are so hairy it looks like she had Buckwheat in a headlock.
• If you want my comeback you will have to scrape it off the back of your mothers teeth.
• I saved your mothers life today... I killed a shit eating dog on the way over.
• It is better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Add your own insult:

• Edit the "insults.lua" file
• Add to the array (search for "open your mouth and prove it.'")
• Put an extra , after the '
• Put another '
• <enter your insult there>
• Put another '
• Eg. 'It is better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.','Your face'

I will add new insults upon request. Post them here!

Custom Ignore Insult:
Change the name from "shock" to your name if you want.

Installation Instructions:

• Download the lua script (below)
• Go to your installation directory's plugins/lua_plugin folder
• Extract the folder "insulted" into the directory mentioned above (if there is no insulted folder create one and copy "init.lua" and "events.lua" into there)

Command: !insult <username>
New Download Link, Source Included: Here
Download V1.1: Here
Download: Here

Credits:
BlueScream for making it user-friendly

 

[Bluscream]

I don't want to annoy u but i always have some suggestions ;P

init.lua - a "loaded" message helps ppl to know if it's working ^^

-- shock's insalted plugin

-- hackery provided by daurnimator
-- package.path = "/opt/teamspeak3/plugins/lua_plugin/?.lua;/usr/share/lua/5.2/?.lua;/usr/share/lua/5.2/?/init.lua;/usr/lib/lua/5.2/?.lua;/usr/lib/lua/5.2/?/init.lua;./?.lua"; package.cpath = "/usr/lib/lua/5.2/?.so;/usr/lib/lua/5.2/loadall.so;./?.so"

require("ts3init")
require("insulted/events")

local registeredEvents = {
    onTextMessageEvent = insulted_events.onTextMessageEvent
}
ts3RegisterModule("insulted", registeredEvents)
ts3.printMessageToCurrentTab('insulted loaded.')

events.lua - you should use #arrayname to get the length of the array instead of letting the user type it ^^

-- shock's insult plugin
require("insulted/insults")

local function onTextMessageEvent(serverConnectionHandlerID, targetMode, toID, fromID, fromName, fromUniqueIdentifier, message, ffIgnored)
    local channel = ts3.getChannelOfClient(serverConnectionHandlerID, fromID)
 
    -- cheat at random
    randomNum = math.random(1,#insult)

    -- insult
    if string.match(message, "!insult") then
        print ("Running test for:", message)
        sendMsg = string.gsub( message, "!insult", "" )
        sendMsg = sendMsg .. ", " .. insult[randomNum]
        ts3.requestSendChannelTextMsg(serverConnectionHandlerID, sendMsg, channel)
    end

    if string.match(message, "!insult shock") then
        print ("Running test for:", message)
        sendMsg = string.gsub( message, "!insult", "" )
        sendMsg = fromName .. " sucks shock's dick."
        ts3.requestSendChannelTextMsg(serverConnectionHandlerID, sendMsg, channel)
    end
end

insulted_events = {
    onTextMessageEvent = onTextMessageEvent
}

insults.lua - i would save the insults in a different file and use linebreaks so the user can add insults more easy ^^

insult = {
    'Shut up - you will never be the man your mother is.',
    'You must have been born on a highway, because that is where most accidents happen.',
    'You are a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.',
    'It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.',
    'Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.',
    'You are so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.',
    'You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.',
    'If you were twice as smart, you would still be stupid.',
    'Do you have to leave so soon I was just about to poison the tea.',
    'You are so ugly when you popped out the doctor said aww what a treasure and your mom said yeah lets bury it',
    'I know you are but what am I',
    'If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level.',
    'You, sir, are an oxygen thief','You are about as useful as a knitted condom.',
    'I am jealous of people that don’t know you',
    ' I admire you because I Have never had the courage to tell someone I hate them.',
    'Your mothers armpits are so hairy it looks like she had Buckwheat in a headlock.',
    'If you want my comeback, you will have to scrape it off the back of your mothers teeth.',
    'I saved your mothers life today... I killed a shit eating dog on the way over.',
    'It is better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.',
}

 

[shockli]

I don't want to annoy u but i always have some suggestions ;P
First of all i would save the insults in a different file and use linebreaks so the user can add insults more easy ^^
Also you should use #arrayname to get the length of the array instead of letting the user type it ^^
Last but not least a "loaded" message helps ppl to know if it's working ^^

CODE:

init.lua

-- shock's insalted plugin

-- hackery provided by daurnimator
-- package.path = "/opt/teamspeak3/plugins/lua_plugin/?.lua;/usr/share/lua/5.2/?.lua;/usr/share/lua/5.2/?/init.lua;/usr/lib/lua/5.2/?.lua;/usr/lib/lua/5.2/?/init.lua;./?.lua"; package.cpath = "/usr/lib/lua/5.2/?.so;/usr/lib/lua/5.2/loadall.so;./?.so"

require("ts3init")
require("insulted/events")

local registeredEvents = {
    onTextMessageEvent = insulted_events.onTextMessageEvent
}
ts3RegisterModule("insulted", registeredEvents)
ts3.printMessageToCurrentTab('insulted loaded.')

events.lua

-- shock's insult plugin
require("insulted/insults")

local function onTextMessageEvent(serverConnectionHandlerID, targetMode, toID, fromID, fromName, fromUniqueIdentifier, message, ffIgnored)
    local channel = ts3.getChannelOfClient(serverConnectionHandlerID, fromID)
 
    -- cheat at random
    randomNum = math.random(1,#insult)

    -- insult
    if string.match(message, "!insult") then
        print ("Running test for:", message)
        sendMsg = string.gsub( message, "!insult", "" )
        sendMsg = sendMsg .. ", " .. insult[randomNum]
        ts3.requestSendChannelTextMsg(serverConnectionHandlerID, sendMsg, channel)
    end

    if string.match(message, "!insult shock") then
        print ("Running test for:", message)
        sendMsg = string.gsub( message, "!insult", "" )
        sendMsg = fromName .. " sucks shock's dick."
        ts3.requestSendChannelTextMsg(serverConnectionHandlerID, sendMsg, channel)
    end
end

insulted_events = {
    onTextMessageEvent = onTextMessageEvent
}

insults.lua

insult = {
    'Shut up - you will never be the man your mother is.',
    'You must have been born on a highway, because that is where most accidents happen.',
    'You are a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.',
    'It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.',
    'Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.',
    'You are so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.',
    'You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.',
    'If you were twice as smart, you would still be stupid.',
    'Do you have to leave so soon I was just about to poison the tea.',
    'You are so ugly when you popped out the doctor said aww what a treasure and your mom said yeah lets bury it',
    'I know you are but what am I',
    'If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level.',
    'You, sir, are an oxygen thief','You are about as useful as a knitted condom.',
    'I am jealous of people that don’t know you',
    ' I admire you because I Have never had the courage to tell someone I hate them.',
    'Your mothers armpits are so hairy it looks like she had Buckwheat in a headlock.',
    'If you want my comeback, you will have to scrape it off the back of your mothers teeth.',
    'I saved your mothers life today... I killed a shit eating dog on the way over.',
    'It is better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.',
}

As usual you fix my laziness. Still learning to consider every user an idiot . I will add your changes tomorrow (gmt +2)

Thanks!

 

[Derp]

lmao! This might be useful X)

 

[shockli]

New update V1.1 released!
Features:
User-Friendly much

Thanks Bluescream!

 

[panteL]

soo funny thank you!

 

[szczurekPROS]

This is very good! Thanks